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Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Ken Hummel » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:35 am

Beings it is so slow and we need a "Pick me up" kick back and enjoy this Toe Tapper. Have agreat day to all.

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:14 pm

Well it is quiet, I have been trying to get the computer back up and going and defrost. For us southern folk anything under 50 degrees is COLD!

I'll have to find something to heat up the site! :w

This is a multipart puzzle so answer the first and we'll go to the next one.

Here's a question for you= How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Ken Hummel » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:47 am

Not knowing if this is a trick question Marcie, I would think that I would have to answer it as "Very Carefully". But then I am sure that Frank under the influence of his meds, might have a different approach of stuffing a Giraffe in a fridge which I would like to watch.....LOL

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby STABAC » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:30 am

I take my meds at 9:00AM and 9:00 PM, so give me a few hours and I'm SURE I'll have an answer. Right off hand I'd say just move the ketchup over a little
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giraffe in fridge...

Postby eljefe5 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:31 am

Teach the giraffe to open the door to fridge, then do like I do with my grandchildren, to close the door!!!!!! And watch your head with the light bulb?? Don't step in the potato salad!
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:35 am

OK- Edgar you got it, you open the door and put the Giraffe in.

NOW how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator??????

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elephant in the fridge?????

Postby eljefe5 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:53 am

Put the elephant next to the giraffe. If you don't see the elephant, check the peanut butter for his foot prints, to see if he has been there?
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:49 pm

Guess again!

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It's cold out there!!!!!!

Postby eljefe5 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:13 pm

Marcella, with the cold spell out there, the last place an elephant wants to be is in a refrigerator? He would come to florida, but the Manatee's are hugging each other to keep warm!!!!!
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:26 pm

Ok,
Guess I'll give you the answer. You take the giraffe out of the refrigerator and put the elephant in.

NOW

The Lion King is holding a conference and requires all the animals to attend. At the conference all are present with the exception of one animal. Who didn't attend?

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby gunlineman1 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:50 pm

The elephant !! Cause he's in the refrig !!
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby STABAC » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:16 pm

I sure hope no one from the DVA is monitoring this site, they'll think we are all a bunch of morons.
Now...why do elephants paint their toes red???
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Ken Hummel » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:19 pm

So they can hide in strawberry patches.......
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby STABAC » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:38 pm

close but no cigar
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:11 am

Chuck, you was right,

NOW for the final part of this multi played game. You are coming to a river that you know is infested with crocodiles and you have to get to the other side. How do you get over to the other side?

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