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Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:35 am
by Ken Hummel
Beings it is so slow and we need a "Pick me up" kick back and enjoy this Toe Tapper. Have agreat day to all.

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Later Gang, Ken

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:14 pm
by Marcella
Well it is quiet, I have been trying to get the computer back up and going and defrost. For us southern folk anything under 50 degrees is COLD!

I'll have to find something to heat up the site! :w

This is a multipart puzzle so answer the first and we'll go to the next one.

Here's a question for you= How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:47 am
by Ken Hummel
Not knowing if this is a trick question Marcie, I would think that I would have to answer it as "Very Carefully". But then I am sure that Frank under the influence of his meds, might have a different approach of stuffing a Giraffe in a fridge which I would like to watch.....LOL

Later Gang, Ken

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:30 am
by STABAC
I take my meds at 9:00AM and 9:00 PM, so give me a few hours and I'm SURE I'll have an answer. Right off hand I'd say just move the ketchup over a little
Frank

giraffe in fridge...

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:31 am
by eljefe5
Teach the giraffe to open the door to fridge, then do like I do with my grandchildren, to close the door!!!!!! And watch your head with the light bulb?? Don't step in the potato salad!

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:35 am
by Marcella
OK- Edgar you got it, you open the door and put the Giraffe in.

NOW how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator??????

elephant in the fridge?????

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:53 am
by eljefe5
Put the elephant next to the giraffe. If you don't see the elephant, check the peanut butter for his foot prints, to see if he has been there?

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:49 pm
by Marcella
Guess again!

It's cold out there!!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:13 pm
by eljefe5
Marcella, with the cold spell out there, the last place an elephant wants to be is in a refrigerator? He would come to florida, but the Manatee's are hugging each other to keep warm!!!!!

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:26 pm
by Marcella
Ok,
Guess I'll give you the answer. You take the giraffe out of the refrigerator and put the elephant in.

NOW

The Lion King is holding a conference and requires all the animals to attend. At the conference all are present with the exception of one animal. Who didn't attend?

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:50 pm
by gunlineman1
The elephant !! Cause he's in the refrig !!

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:16 pm
by STABAC
I sure hope no one from the DVA is monitoring this site, they'll think we are all a bunch of morons.
Now...why do elephants paint their toes red???
Frank

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:19 pm
by Ken Hummel
So they can hide in strawberry patches.......

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:38 pm
by STABAC
close but no cigar

Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:11 am
by Marcella
Chuck, you was right,

NOW for the final part of this multi played game. You are coming to a river that you know is infested with crocodiles and you have to get to the other side. How do you get over to the other side?