Blue Water Navy

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation..
The lady siting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one tem say the following:

' Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,
' You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted indignantly.
' In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!'

' hey coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin ' my frienda how to spell Mississippi.'

( $50 dollars says you're gonna read this again.)

Will you take a penny??? I'm outa dollars!

Soma ofa ya,
may hava alreadysa noticeda thata "spellina" ainta onea mya stronga sewtas!

Peacea ya'al,

Just thought l would drop you all a line and say G-day and how the fcuk are ya's.As you know being summer over their it's winter down here and l'm freezen me knuts off.lf l were smart l'd hop the next plane and enjoy the warmer weather in your part of the world,or l could go up to far north of Aus but there's killer croc's ,snakes and heaps of other deadly creatures their to try and take you out (not wine and dine you but eat you).l have come to an agreement with these creatures,l don't go to where they live and they don't drink in my pub,and it's worked pretty well so far.Just a question,l would like to know if any one on the BWN forum is involved or knows any one who is a member of the VIETNAM VETERANS MOTORCYCLE CLUB of America?The reason is that the chapter that l am a member of is planning a trip over to the U.S.in about 2years and we would like to catch up with our fellow biker brothers in the states,the main reason for the trip is to do the rolling thunder to the wall,as well as catch up and talk shite and drink heaps of fosters or budd with any viet vets that can understand the way we speak the Queens English.l would like to catch up with as many of you blokes as l feel l know a lot of you'all through this site.Anyway as they say every day above ground is a good day,have a good one...........Fritzy