Sure is Quiet Lately

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:12 am

FRank,

The elephant paints his toenails red because it doesn't look good in pink. :lol:

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby STABAC » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:05 am

HE PAINTS HIS TOES RED SO HE CAN HIDE IN CHERRY TREES.....EVER SEE AN ELEPHANT IN A CHERRY TREE?...SEE IT WORKS.
ONE FINAL ONE AND THEN I QUIT!!!
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:55 am

Nope, haven't seen an elephant in a cherry tree! Good one Frank. :lol:

Now the answer to your question---cause the elephant stepped on them????

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby STABAC » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:24 am

GREAT MARCIE, CLOSE ENOUGH. iT'S FLAT FROM ALL THE ELEPHANTS FALLING OUT OF THE CHERRY TREESNow as I said...I'm done!
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Ken Hummel » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:16 am

OK Frank, then it must be to hide in the Cherry Trees.... Tou keep the Ceeeegar

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:56 pm

Ok, now don't forget the crocodile infested water question on page 1. Figure it out and you get a huge prize! :P

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby daklander » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:28 pm

Ken Hummel wrote:Beings it is so slow and we need a "Pick me up" kick back and enjoy this Toe Tapper. Have agreat day to all.

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby STABAC » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:48 pm

I'll bite.........take the bridge across??
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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Marcella » Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:18 pm

NAH You just cross it cause all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's conference! :lol:
NOW I'm done!

We'll have to find some really good puzzles to dazzle folks with our brilliance!

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Re: Sure is Quiet Lately

Postby Ken Hummel » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:05 pm

I knew these were all trick questions, Marcie, go wake up the eels!!!!

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