Blue Water Navy

A LITTLE HUMOR FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR. LOL

Tequila Cookies

1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Cose Juervo Tequilla?(silver or gold, as desired)

Sample the Jose Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cose
Juervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large>
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best
to make sure the Jose Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit up?off floor... Mix on the
turner. ?If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.? Sample the Cose Juervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.? Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner.? Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Get ready to take a nap cause your clothes are about to fall off.... CHERRY
MISTMAS

Me and the little lady have made a tradition of this type thing. Team Cooking! Should be a National Sport!!.....
-JR

That was so funny!! Glad I didn't have a drink handy, my screen would have been plastered.