by eljefe5 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:30 pm
From: eljefe5
To: Domain of Imperivm Neptvni Regis
Subj: Reguest mercy from the Court/rumors of a suboena
I’m requesting mercy from the court before the benevolent judges presiding.
Whereas: I’m charged and plead guilty to brown baggery, mopery, dopeing off, chit requesting, apple polishing, sympathy seeking, gun decking, procrastination, gold bricking, liberty hounding and reveille neglecting.
Whereas: specifically charged and plead guilty with the heinous crimes of becoming the “leader” of the pollywags and encouraging them to revolt and mutiny against the Shellbacks. As long as there are twice as many of us as them, we don’t have to put up with this jazz.
Whereas: Specifically charge with disfigurement of the USS CANBERRA CAG 1, OOPS, CAG 2. I plead “NOT GUILTY”, LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Carl did it.
As a former pollywag, I am now a devoted Shellback, a pillar in the community. Owning my own paint empire.
Thank you
For any mercy shown now or in the future
don't take life so seriously, cause you will never get out of it alive.