Blue Water Navy

by bill e
An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old time's sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reaaurance, he asks,
' How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'Whats that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You;re knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. ( Ecret )