Blue Water Navy

A man was sitting on a sofa watching TV when his wife said what would you like for dinner love? Chicken,beef or lamb.He said "Thank you l'll have chicken" She said fcuk you, you're having soup l was talking to the cat,boom boom.......Fritzy

Good to hear from you Fritzy. ..... Gospel Truth that actually happened to me once, only it was grilled cheese sandwiches.
Frank