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The Black Bra

Postby Marcella » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:16 pm






I had Lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is Engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
Married For 20+ years.

We were chatting about our Relationships and decided
To amaze our men by Greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, Stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed To meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's How it all went.

My engaged Friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came
Over he Found me with a black leather bodice, tall
Stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
The woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
Passionate love all Nightlong.


The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
Wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
And Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat
He didn't say a word, But he started to tremble and
We had wild sex all Night.


Then I had to share my Story:

When my husband came home I Was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos And a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door And saw me he said,













"What's for Dinner, Batman?"
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Re: The Black Bra

Postby Daveironbear » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:09 pm

Oh damn Marcie, thats a good one!! :mrgreen:
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Re: The Black Bra

Postby STABAC » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:49 pm

So what's your point, Marcie?
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Re: The Black Bra

Postby ExIntrepid » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:23 am

I think she means stillettos make her feet hurt.

Or sompthin'...

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Re: The Black Bra

Postby louie630 » Tue May 25, 2010 10:01 am

:lol: LoL :P

Thanks Marcie, Keep us laughing.

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